Move Over "Ol Bin"

Ladies and gentlemen, please meet BinLaden's replacement in the lineup...Mr. Abu Musab al Zarqawi.

As you know, "ol Bin" has kidney problems. And you know he is being tracked--like the dog that he is -- by special forces...so chances are he hasn't gotten the pampered transfusions which he is used to.

And when was the last time you heard from "Ol Bin"? It has been awhile hasn't it? He just doesn't seem to write as often...

Well, you might start to think that Abu ("Zak" to his friends") has taken over for Bin. After all, "Zak" is the one doing all the tough "neck work" and supervising the clean-up.

Who knows, maybe "Bin" could be "Laden" in some shallow grave someplace in them thar hills (sorry...I'll keep my day job). And you know somebody has to step up to the sword..."Zak" is the next coward in line.

If this is the case, Zak has his hands full. Besides murdering all of those innocent people, he is dodging those special ops guys. Rumor has it they can hit a dime from a mile away. When we catch up to him, everything--for him --will go to Alla in a hand basket.

So let's hear it for the latest scum thug of the Middle East. Hopefully, he will be appearing soon, in a morgue near you.